A logbook for dropping logs.
Every visit to the ceramic office, carefully counted and presented with far more dignity than it deserves.
1 Jan 2025 – 29 Jul 2026
Exhibit A
The daily drop diary.
Every square marks a day in the logbook. Darker squares mean the facilities saw more action.
Activity history
858 visits · 30 Jul 2025 – 29 Jul 2026
Natural rhythms
The call of the wild.
My body keeps its own appointment book. Apparently, 8am had a recurring reservation.
24-hour roll call
8am
Visits by hour
00
03
06
09
12
15
18
21
Weekly rota
Visits by weekday
Mon
200
Tue
198
Wed
210
Thu
213
Fri
195
Sat
198
Sun
210
The long game
Since Jan 2025
Monthly movement
Aug 25
Sep 25
Oct 25
Nov 25
Dec 25
Jan 26
Feb 26
Mar 26
Apr 26
May 26
Jun 26
Jul 26
Personal bests
Personal bests from the smallest room.
Some records inspire admiration. These mostly inspire follow-up questions.
5 cables laid on Jan 13, 2025. The network was humming.
No skipped days, no abandoned posts. The latest run ended at 575.
Accounted for 213 calls of nature—the week's busiest shift.
Cabinet of curiosities
My porcelain achievements.
Some take a day; some take years. Every new entry nudges another needlessly specific ambition closer.
14 of 15 unlocked
Unlocked
Perfect Attendance
I have logged on every date in one complete calendar year.
365 / 365
100%
Earned 31 December, 2025
In progress
Leap of Faith
I have logged on all 366 dates in a single leap year.
0 / 366
0%
366 to go
Unlocked
Around the Clock
I have logged a visit during every hour from midnight to 11pm.
24 / 24
100%
Earned 9 July, 2025
Unlocked
Seven-Day Service
I have answered nature’s call on every day of the week.
7 / 7
100%
Earned 7 January, 2025
Unlocked
Year-Round Regular
I have logged a visit in all twelve months.
12 / 12
100%
Earned 1 December, 2025
Unlocked
Four Seasons
I have logged through summer, autumn, winter, and spring.
4 / 4
100%
Earned 1 September, 2025
Unlocked
On a Roll
I have kept an unbroken seven-day logging streak.
575 / 7
100%
Earned 7 January, 2025
Unlocked
Unbroken
I have kept an unbroken thirty-day logging streak.
575 / 30
100%
Earned 30 January, 2025
Unlocked
Centurion
I have made one hundred contributions to the porcelain ledger.
1,424 / 100
100%
Earned 2 February, 2025
Unlocked
Grand Deposit
I have put one thousand deposits on the books.
1,424 / 1,000
100%
Earned 23 January, 2026
Unlocked
Early Bird
I have logged a visit between 5am and 7am.
1 / 1
100%
Earned 2 January, 2025
Unlocked
Night Shift
I have logged a visit between midnight and 4am.
1 / 1
100%
Earned 11 January, 2025
Unlocked
Double Feature
I have logged two visits within thirty minutes.
1 / 1
100%
Earned 17 December, 2025
Unlocked
Personal Best
I have set a daily total higher than every one before it.
1 / 1
100%
Earned 3 January, 2025
Unlocked
Minute Hand
I have logged every minute position from :00 through :59.
60 / 60
100%
Earned 13 March, 2025
Between engagements
Pauses between performances.
Because even a prolific cable layer needs an intermission.
The sequel arrived unusually quickly on 17th of December, 2025.
A typical interval between calls of nature.
Normal service finally resumed on 28th of January, 2026.
Personal highlights
Big numbers from the smallest room.
Round numbers, proud moments, zero context required.
Jan 1, 2025
Jan 16, 2025
Feb 2, 2025
Mar 10, 2025
Jul 1, 2025
Jan 23, 2026
Jul 29, 2026